Here's me on top of a huge pile of ****boo (it's not bamboo, but it rhymes with it). I can't kill bamboo very easy, but I wish I could kill the person who planted it many years ago. A 75-foot by 12-foot area of my backyard was overwhelmed by this stuff. I would have used Agent Orange, but I didn't have any on hand. A panda would have worked well too, but the rental fee has really gone up on those in the last couple of months. Now I have to keep the shoots mowed to starve the roots. Shannon and I worked very hard this weekend.