Over the years I've seen numerous ashtrays, but this is a first. Might be something to consider next time your spouse gets to feeling left out of the hobby. App. 12 X 7 inch. A few feet of copper wire with a nice green patina twisted together to look like a flower stem, add some brightly coloured cobalt insulators from Russia and maybe a few greens and browns from South America and you might have a winner.
The alternative is to go cheap with a few feet of broomstick and some aqua Hemi 42's, but that would be your decision, and a poor one at best.