Seems like everyone wants *only* those vain, self-centered glass LRI's. All glitzy, flamboyant and charming with their colors and all. Well, us porcelain LRI's need love too! I've been on a barn, ignored for decades and lonely. I need a home with someone who will appreciate me please. I'm fit, in great shape for my old age, my teeth are in very good condition with only minor edge/tip wear, and I even come with my metal collar. My name is 'Kretzer Brand'. Please bring me home and love me! $8 + shipping.