Bill Burger eavesdrops as Ron Yuhas gives his famous oratory on how Miracle Whip is better for you than Cheese Whiz to an entranced Gil Hedges and a barely visible Spadmaster Rain as a third unknown party looks down the drive to check for unwanted guests. Bob Jackson also eavesdrops, and an always straight-up moneyman Chuck Irwin gets out his wallet, saying "I pay good money for such good information!"